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Nov 27, 2006 Merry Christmas To All and To All a Good Nite

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Merry Christmas To All and To All a Good Nite

Monday Nov 27, 2006 05:51:00 PM

So my Mom has been gearing up for Christmas, it's our first together so we're trying to make it very special. We put the tree up and decorated the mantle, wrapped some gifts already and even made our own wreath for the front door. I, of course, have been a huge help being my Mom's consultant in the realms of color, placement, and theme. But, I digress! I am actually writing this blog to keep a running inventory of not all the help I'm giving to my Mom this holiday season but all the christmas decorations that I am destroying behind her back, AAAhhhhhaaaahhhaaha! (I am evil, I know it, I can't help it!) So far this is how much damaged I have managed to do: 1. one red glass ball garland strand 2. one stuffed snowman that I have claimed as my early christmas present 3. two wrapped presents intended for my Grams 4. oh and who can forget all the trash my Mom had sitting out from opening new ornaments! More to come, I'm sure, I do love torturing my Mom, she's so funny when she gets mad! Please feel free to leave you list of Christmas destruction here so that we may compare notes! Oh and Merry Christmas everyone Ah my minions, I know it has been a while since my last communication. I have been busy plotting the mental demise of my Mom! I am close, I know her sanity is going to break any day, and it just seems to get easier the closer to christmas we come! AHahahah! I have eaten, two rolls of wrapping tape, and one roll of ribbon! I also broke into my moms home made christmas candy that she waited all year to get, before she ever got a piece for herself! I ate so many cashews I thought I was going to die, oh and a couple poinsettia petals - that was pretty cool, I ended up throwing up green foam! I have also taken carefull pains to destroy: 1. two chapsticks 2. one gameboy memory card 3. my moms favorite chili spoon The holiday season is not over, until its over, I recommend dilligence in your task to make christmas as stressful as possible for your moms, this is just a small step to total world domination! AHAHahahahahahah!

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Posted By: Choco 2006/11/29 11:12:07 AM
We've been helping mommy wrap gifts. Mommy has been using the floor to wrap the gifts, and boy how do we love to walk all over the pretty paper and put our pretty paw marks on them! Mommy yells, but I think it adds character to the final product!

Posted By: Cooper 'Duke' 2006/11/28 04:54:18 AM
My mommy just smiled and thought it was cute.. I didn't get in trouble.. she said I was helping with my own tree skirt :)

Posted By: Cooper 'Duke' 2006/11/28 04:53:57 AM
It is my 1st Christmas with my mommy too! I didn't pay too much attention when she put my christmas tree up but she was making a tree skirt for it and everthing placed out the way she wanted and I ran across it and it went everywhere :)

Posted By: 2006/11/27 08:53:09 PM
x> I havent destroyed much just the opposite! my family gave me astcoking and put ornaments on my cage for a picture! I was so emabarrassedx>

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